The Club needs to apologise to one of its most prestigious and loved members, Lady Annabel Goldsmith. Her Ladyship has close relations called Chaka Demus & Pliers, and was understandably upset at the tragic news below. We have a responsibility to point out that the Chaka Demus & Pliers employed by the club to maintain Sumo Wrestlers were the '90s pop stars, and not the members of the Goldsmith family who coincidentally share the same names. We cordially offer full membership privileges, including access to our moonbase, to Chaka Demus Goldsmith and Pliers Goldsmith in an attempt to make amends for the misunderstanding. Finally, as a tribute to Chaka Demus-not-Chaka-Demus-Goldsmith, let us ponder his own beautiful words:
Me ball tease me and tickle up me fancy
Right round the clock until me reach climax
A when me reach me will tell you to stop
We a aim for da sky
An we not turn back
Beautiful. Truly there is a new star in the heavens tonight.
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