Richard Hills shall reap the whirlwind

The Club has some grave news regarding our deadly enemy, the hated Richard Hills. He recently broke the terms of our detente with an unprovoked attack on an innocent hamster, breaking unwritten laws of ethics and several written laws, including Surrey County Council by-laws concerning rodent mistreatment in wooded areas. We can stand idly by no longer. Appeasement does not work when dealing with the likes of Hills. We have no alternative but to declare Total War. The flying monkeys have been released and the Grand Marshal is preparing the Tramp Army. They have been told to show no mercy. Richard Hills has sown hamsters and shall reap the whirlwind.